I make no apologies for this next post. Or, perhaps I should, seeing as a few of you reading this don't actually know me.
Suffice to say, if there was a dicitionary definition of a 'normal' person, my name probably wouldn't follow alongside. Close friends may even say there's no 'probably' about it.
But, much like many other allotment folk, I dug up our spuds last weekend. I also have kids. Hence, Mr Potato Head.
I'll think I'll leave now. ..